The authors of How to Be a Person: The Stranger's Guide to College, Sex, Intoxicants, Tacos, and Life Itself offer their hilarious, completely off-the-rails advice and observations about living in America. The panel will cover essential life skills and information, including: moose wrangling, clogged arteries, Tom Hanks, earthquakes, glue huffers, Oprah Winfrey's most recent movements, racism, alligators, vampires, meth, dudes in terrible bands, and whatever else the audience wants to talk about. There are so many places in the United States, you guys!