Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. "I don't know how to have casual conversation. You think you're talking about one thing, and either you are and its incredibly boring, or you're not because it's subtext and you need a decoder ring." -- Dr. House "The 'minimum' aint the 'minimum' if it wasn't good enough." - Prof. Moench, UW Civil Engineering. "I live in the gossamer of cultural invisibility..." - JB Bonifacio, during a moment of clarity. "If you can't do something smart, do something RIGHT." - Shepard Book, Firefly "Hi I'm JB and I like to be different and eccentric b/c that's supposed to be cool" --- Lan Tran "Every day I kneel down, pray to God, and say the following: 'WHAT THE FUCK?!? This is BULLSHIT!!!' " --- Marc Maron